And the new day was a great big fish.
A Discworld Fancast—Monstrous Regiment
claire foy as polly “ozzer” perks
zawe ashton as maladict(a)
sophie mcshera as alice “wazzer” goom
lauren socha as the voice of
amara karan as lofty tewt
antonia thomas as tonker halter
becci gemmell as igorin(a)
sharon rooney as shufti manickle
[requested by anonymous]
And then [Vimes] realized why he was thinking like this.
It was because he wanted there to be conspirators.
It was much better to imagine men in some smoky room somewhere, made mad and cynical by privilege and power, plotting over the brandy.
You had to cling to this sort of image, because if you didn’t then you might have to face the fact that bad things happened because ordinary people, the kind who brushed the dog and told their children bedtime stories, were capable of then going out and doing horrible things to other ordinary people.
It was so much easier to blame it on Them.
It was bleakly depressing to think that They were Us. If it was Them, then nothing was anyone’s fault. If it was Us, what did that make Me? After all, I’m one of Us. I must be. I’ve certainly never thought of myself as one of Them. No-one ever thinks of themselves as one of Them.
We’re always one of Us. It’s Them that do the bad things.”
So what happens if two people who have promised their firstborn to separate witches have a child together? Do they both just pop up in the nursery and have a custody battle?
I need a book about a little girl whose parents had promised their firstborn to different witches and the only way that both ends of the deal were fulfilled was for them to have joint custody of the child.
I love it!
And then the witches, forced to share a cottage while raising their joint stolen child, fall in love…
As has always been the case…
I don’t require your help
update: I am in fact turning that
butchered façade of Amiens cathedral random gothic building I drew into tamora pierce fanart. because I promised…. someone I would. I forget who. Eh I’m just going through a medieval phase.
lucy has decided she no longer sleeps in her bed. instead, she sleeps directly under my rolling chair. this is a problem, as I am in it and now have to worry about running her over every time I move.